Hapa ata mnapewa mwakenya, but you are too emotional to see.

Umesahau ku edit apo last transaction ni last year October na fuliza limit

Nikikumbuka hii tweet huwa naisha 😂😂😂

Send a fucking Relationship Manager to her ASAP, you plebs

Back when Safaricom cared about their customers

This was perfect time to action that "Popote Ulipo" slogan but you fumbled.. yawa..

We women live a terrifying double life. A mother will look at her teenage son with absolute, boundless empathy. She will hold him when he cries, tell him his feelings matter, and pray to God that he finds a woman who loves him for his pure heart, not his wallet. But that exact

But when Githinji comes knocking for people to kill & abduct you say fuck customer's security & fuck customer's privacy 😔.

🚨🗣️ Zirkzee on who talks the most in the dressing room: “Ayden Heaven, omg, he doesn't stop. Ayden doesn't stop talking”. 🗣️ Amad: “Ayden Heaven talks the most” 😂❤️

Sisi watu wa kuspeak our minds huwa tunachoma ata kabla meeting ianze na tunaendelea na life. Never lived in fear of these politics walahi...

‘Just the smell of weed in the tunnel is the only thing we noticed different…’ Preston manager Paul Heckingbottom in his post match interview after his side drew to Swansea who brought Snoop Dogg out 😂😂

My lecturer, Dr. Mugo went to a better place following a road accident. I reminisce how he humbly created time to find my exam booklet. So happy was he,when we found it. He listed a few universities to avoid when enrolling for Masters. I will remember him for this.

I can guess the name of the hot grabba ...It starts with Ka and ends with ngo.

We are the one who will fight him this time 🤝

Truto Must Go

I understand that we are all looking for unga but these platinum credit callers are really annoying.

If you're gonna ring me and spew lies. Please tafuta mtu mwingine kwa contact list yako and call them. I hate liars like wewe ni mtu mzima ongea ukweli hakuna mtu anakuchapa.

What is the worst he fould do?

Isnt killing such a criminal giving him an easy,quick exit for his crime🤔

What would you rather not have in your house for a few days?