Fuck this, fuck that and fuck you.

I'm always willing to help out but nobody can ever lend me a hand. Fucking typical.

Hard to feel like I'm home when the person who helped make it home is 400 miles away 😞

Can't step foot into my apartment without having to fight tears

"FaceApp" which has recently gone viral for its age filter, now owns access to more than 150 million people's faces and names. According to their user agreement, the company owns a never-ending, irrevocable royalty-free license to do almost anything they wish with them.

Depression is hitting extra hard lately 😞

Pregnancy sucks because I can't get tattoos

I found out the gender of my baby today and I have no idea how I can keep it a secret for the next month! 😬💖

Global warming is real you morons

When you're pregnant, everyone always talks about how you're eating for two. Why doesn't anyone ever talk about how you're sleeping for two? #exhausted

Having depression/anxiety and not being able to take meds for it is hard. It's even worse going through huge life changes that majorly fuck with your mental state

Please don't fucking touch my belly without asking

So sick of people telling me how "tiny" I am! Just because my stomach is not the size of a jumbo beach ball does not mean that I am tiny!

Life's really got me feeling down right now 😔

My baby is due in 59 days and I am equally excited and terrified 😳

Just tried to order a smoothie at starbucks and was informed that they discontinued smoothies a year ago 🤦‍♀️

I can't wait until I'm skinny and can wear cute clothes again 😅 #33weekspregnant

*doesn't check grades* *doesn't check bank account* *pretends everything is ok*

Feeling homesick for the UP