If sarcasm is a virtue, then I'm all Proverbs 31.

@MyNamesJacobus oatmeal, in a cup, with a FORK no less 😂

I wouldn't typically say I have a weak stomach, but today's flight is really making me question myself. Luckily the view isn't too shabby ✈️

@MyNamesJacobus why?? Seriously, why is that? Lol

@MyNamesJacobus haha you're probably right 😂

@rachlowd I meant to tell you yesterday that your makeup looked sooo good from the stage!! Lol 🤗💁🏼

I just opened my desk drawer and found a bag of Hostess Snacks donettes that I had forgotten about. BEST. DAY. EVER 🍩

great article but the photo is misleading. don't get distracted by the well dressed child being neglected, just read x.com/voguerunway/st…

Daylight Savings got me like woah #bedhead instagram.com/p/BRldNw1js_f/

It's a blustery day in the 100 acre wood 🌾

I need to write a paper and I have ZERO MOTIVATION OMGEEEEEEE

Finished my paper! 🙌🏻 now to celebrate with a box of thin mints. #yeslawd

Why do I keep watching blackhead removal videos?!?! It's the most disgusting and addictive way to waste your life

Never let another's limited imagination limit your own imagination

"Unless we can make a difference for those who are trying to make a difference.. what difference does it make?" - Tommy McGhee

I'd like to go back in time 10 years and tell my 18 year old self that ten years into the… instagram.com/p/BTfIxMCDOpv/

Next time you say that a woman belongs in the kitchen, remember where you just sent her- to a room full of knives 🔪

Retail therapy is legitimate therapy 🙌🏻#yeslord

"Today's complacency is tomorrow's captivity" samuelrodriguez #iphcgencon

I just busted a kid in the face with the bathroom door Target. It's fine. I didn't cry. 😭 #yesidid