happy birthday to Taylor Swift and Dermot Kennedy only (this is your yearly sign to collab together)

bitches love Wikipedia

He didn’t like glitter And I was fucking Kesha

can we please boycott putting the movie cover on the book cover! when I see the movie I will see the movie cover! when I read the book I want to see the original book cover!

I love his “why not?” at the end. Instantly checked all their bias

Taylor swift you son of a bitch, you get me every time

whoever dressed the love is blind ladies on this reunion.. straight to jail

telling my kids this is the lorax

Wall-E was here

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

obsessed with steve martin using his instagram to post pictures of poached eggs and toast from around the world

Jonathan Bailey is criminally fuckable in every scene he’s in in Wicked. More chemistry than a meth lab

They are not.

how i look at the person i’m madly in love with

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts