Winnipeg jets game day

Friend just honked at the car ahead of us who was stopping for an ambulance because he was so locked in on getting to dairy queen

lay it on the line

I’m on Jalen Brunson Boulevard brake checking people for insurance fraud

$7.50 for a small blizzard bring the queen out I just wanna talk

I got rail at the destruction of Tel Aviv concert

My girlfriend's cat just got a bbl paid for by the government. Carney's Canada

driving the 2008 hyundai elantra touring, listening to danzig. im the queen of the road.

I'd rather let someone fuck my wife than cast my line out for me

The best to ever do it

This beer after work was promised to me 3000 years ago

I'm doing research chemicals in lakes you've never heard of, doing butterfly strokes with bitches you couldn't wrap your head around

Shut the hell up

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customer asked me to call an ambulance like i gaf