400 year mortgages

my accountant watching me flip long and short on every 1% Bitcoin move:

“maybe it’s bearish that the price keeps going down”

“Nuke it Now pump it Now nuke it Now pump it again Now add on 1000% tarrifs on China/Russia Now shut down the government Pump it again”

The 22 year old analyst at Thiel Macro who advised selling all Nvidia shares showing up to work tomorrow:

This is Bryan Johnson. He reduced his cortisol levels by nearly 50% and added an estimated 10 years to his life. His trick? He stopped buying $ETH

His serotonin levels have deviated 5% above his average? Okay, lower his net worth by 20%

Liquidate everyone with 1 wick Make them think it’s the bottom chop for 1 month now liquidate then again slowly make them feel the pain this time

Now post the Bitcoin price in euros so it looks even worse

'liquidate all the longs. good. now do it again. nicely done. one more time. great work. fuck it, liquidate them again.'

“There’s our little bitcoiner! Come on down and say hello to your cousins.”

Me explaining to my Dad that ETH being at the same price it was last Thanksgiving is a feature and not a bug. It didn't go well.

I spent $10,000 playing a web3 game In return I was awarded spaceship parts The game was then sold to a different company That company then pivoted to AI and abandoned the game I never got to assemble the spaceship AMA

“Liquidate their longs” “Good, now liquidate their shorts” “Good, now liquidate their longs” “Good, now liquidate their shorts” “Good, now liquidate their longs” “Good, now go for their longs again”

Well, the reason for the call today, John, is…something just came across my desk. John, it is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last 6 months. The company is ‘Quality Learning Center’, a cutting edge children’s daycare center located in the heart of Minneapolis

if you’re in crypto, pivot to somali daycares.

A daycare but no kids

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been