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Walking home from the beach and a group of high school girls just walked passed me and said hey hottie are you a Boy Scout? I was like I’m 29!! And they sped away

thrilling when a beautiful woman calls me doll

Panic button behind the front desk at Gagosian

eyelid sunscreen

We’ve been watching Columbo

My favorite radio show. Pipe Dreams on 105.9 WQXR — an hour of organ music every Sunday from 11pm to midnight

Not my clog breaking, disintegrating on Henry Street while en route to the baptism of the children I babysit.. Rocked off my axis, uncentered, attempting to casually hobble my way to church in my Easter Sunday best

not me picking up a rock and saying tigers eye

has anyone else come across the one armed gay man on depop

how old is too old for a babysitter

fooled by the dollhouse rug once again

My mom keeps telling me it’s never too late to become a flight attendant

Nick just told me a character in his book died of a toothache

highest honor when a lady asks me to zip up the back of her dress

I called a restaurant that doesn’t take reservations and asked if it was busy and the guy who answered the phone said “yes it is and it’s fabulous”

You either have a chic cousin or you are the chic cousin

Listening to Addison Rae and reading Louise Glück

I would absolutely take the antidepressant advertised to me on a commercial during the 78th Annual Tony Awards

Bf just told me he’s never played a video game

My new psychiatrist wears a beaded hemp anklet