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The light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole btw

Dolly Parton is named a Guinness World Records ICON after earning 11 World Record titles. It’s the highest honor an individual can receive from the organization.

knowing your man can fight.

When Squidward lost his job and had to stay with Spongebob and he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn't work n Spongebob said THAT'S TWO THINGS THAT DON'T WORK 😭😭😭😭

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

Exactly 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i love bdsm (bagels, danishes, scones, muffins)

This how I look telling a man what to do 🤣🤣🤣

His what ?? 😭😭💔

I love it here 💕

God forbid we try to brighten your day?

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

when my friends are religious i pretend not to notice

I love living in LA. Went to the Baggu store & got both the bowler bags I wanted that are sold out online, went to a Weapons matinee at the Chinese theater, went blind box shopping, got a bacon wrapped hot dog & a mango cup all before 3 PM & now I’m gonna go home & take a nap 💕

Diva alert

We’re watching a David Attenborough documentary and my man said he sounds like Winnie The Pooh lmao