I named our Rottweiler Cleopatra because she had black eye patches that looked like Kohl. Went out and came back to my mother calling her Rihanna and my father calling her Beyonce. The poor girl too would answer to anything

I'm having a fridge sent from Lagos to the east. Why is my mind telling me the compressor will not follow it and cross Niger bridge. God abeggg🤲

Jean obviously. Baby girl was a problem and I was her for iittt! Honorable mention: Storm with that platinum hair and black skin??! Why don't you people do Halloween in this country 😩😩😩

Waking up this morning realizing I survived yesterday... Nigeria, well done o! God dey

The only reason I know my left and right today is because I remember what hand I used to suck when I was a baby. And they swore it wouldn't help Aunty Oluchi, look at you now...

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Access bank, is it not too late in the year for people to be swearing for you??

Episode 1 and already benefit of doubt wan finish me. Let it not be what I'm thinking o #TheMensClub

My theory on this is that some of these states are just psyops so that politicians can steal money because whaddya mean Jalingo is a real place?? Jalingo keh??

Your babe carry me for mind, like say I be weavin'

Lol. Until it's time to win world Cup then all of a sudden, everybody is French

You people really need to teach me how you come up with these things because wow!! 😆😆

Oya oya, you have catch me

Nobody: Oku: These fools really think I'll drop 100k.

Dear diary, today I stumbled across the craziest...

Nigerian-born just gives the same energy as cousin-brother for some reason...

Your rich unmarried aunty on her way to a Mary J. Blige concert... 😂😂

It's all jokes until you hear paranraran randomly at 6:47pm while you're fighting for the bus... #Rapture2025

So all of us have this bra?? Wild...

Joe Goldberg is that YOU??