really confused as to why the girl who killed my son’s dad only had to serve 5 months…

owen singing along to what was i made for by billie eilish got me bawling

“mom, can i tell you something? i love you so much, even more than the people in the earth and taller than the moon and taller than a bookshelf and longer than you could ever imagine in the world” 🥹 i don’t deserve him

owen’s in the stage where when he’s upset he tells me he doesn’t love me 🥺 i know he doesn’t mean it but quit it

exhausted 😓

if my eye doctor from 17 years ago wished me happy birthday and you haven’t, i see where we stand 😑

i almost passed out today when i found out i finally got approved for health care AND my car is about to be paid off?!?! 🥹

public restrooms should have squatty potties

80’s horror is literally just tits

“i want to slit his throat with my toenail” 💀

it’s waking up alone

i got stiffed on $282 last night. then i fell in the kitchen just to walk back out to the dining room to see that i also got stiffed on $80 and $48 tabs 😃😃😃👍🏼

i never post anything political on here but WHY IN THE FUCK WAS DONALD TRUMP GIVEN A PURPLE HEART

i wouldn’t be disappointed if all i got for christmas was a box full of buldak carbonara ramen 🗣️

went to the gas station with owen today and he was looking behind the counter and said, “mom, they sell nike’s here!” and whenever i realized what he was talking about, i said “babe, those are newport’s” 😭

owen’s two favorite actors: Jack Black and Adam Sandler

“you look like you got a good metabolism. mine”: clogged with smashed burgers and beer.”

got called emo by a 7 year old yesterday

“i’d be so much cooler if i could wink”

“i’m haunted by the clitoris”