Been a great day .... rained this morning, Stag for lunch, prepared for first responder duties next week, back to stag for happy hour shortly

Just finished the season premiere of Yellowstone for the sixth time this week

Craving the Stag already

just thinking about all the body parts I have sacrificed while working at MSU

reminiscing about swimming handcuffed backwards thru shark infested waters

Special thanks to Elon for visiting me last night and treating me to dinner in honor of me joining his social media platform and for being active. He really enjoyed the topless hot chick at Stag.

Mosquitos refuse to bite me out of respect

Superman has pajamas with my profile pic on them

Sharks have a week dedicated to me each year

First time for everything ... stopped by and saw a psychic yesterday ..... to give her advice

Spending the day today teaching old dogs new tricks

I was kind enough this morning to give @isaac_w_moore a pat on the back .... just so he could put that on his resume.

I am considered a national treasure ... in countries I've never visited

Proud to announce I am training all interested young men and women on how to become a bar bouncer. Rollins Bouncing Academy will open in 2025 .. stay tuned