"Most important thing's profit, not these people. It's just bullshit." "Fucking cowards."

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

Nolan did it again 🙌

Easily one of the best cop slide videos I’ve seen

Genuinely can’t think of a single part of driving a car that would be made better with a touchscreen.

Not even close

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.

Thanks for coming back with an edible arrangement.

still think abt this one a lot

The AWS key management service is the best AWS service. It truly reflects my feelings when using the AWS CLI.

my dude is fucking back!!!!

the evangelicals have forgotten their natural predator: the internet atheist

How it feels going into 2024

it occurred to me that some of you have never seen this video… enjoy. btw all replies must be quotes from the video no exceptions.

Just an all timer tweet

After several delays, Department of Government Efficiency has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in. Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then. 🧵