One of Studio Ghibli's character designers, Katsuya Kondo, made these posters for a Construction Union in Kanagawa, and I think I've found my next cosplay 🤩 (rough Google translations included)

ppl who put "420 friendly" in dating apps and housing listings should have to wear a little neon collar that says so like a dog

time based media implies the existence of time cringe media

FDR: we have nothing to fear except fear itself me: so you're saying i should still be afraid

i'm not petty i just wish i could live my whole life over again with my current level of knowledge so i could be the biggest smartass of all time to adult authority figures as a child

how long until boomer culture is dead enough for us to have waiting rooms without TVs

i don't know who needs to hear this but *sound of a mosquito entering your ear*

legally changing my name to Anonymous Benefactor

youth pastor: you know who else was something of a turntablist?

don't judge me til you've walked a mile in my shoes

we need an emoji to convey this gesture

welcome to america we're obsessed with having haters here for some reason

imagine stepping in dog shit in these

okay.. f/m/k

the human nervous system was never meant to be exposed to this many Gecs

the best way to deal with someone who won't shut up about Steely Dan is to keep interrupting them by saying "actually he's not a band, it's just one guy"

"composer" is too formal.. "producer" is too capitalist.. "beatmaker" is too cringe..

a PENNY for my thoughts? this is why we need unions

i'm going outside for a smoke

i get knocked up but i get down again or whatever chumbawamba said