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frying bacon with the tarp peeled

never working another day in my life

Haven't had this many good hair days since the 03-04 season. #selfcare #deepconditioning

Rep the set, gotta rep the set

let me get this straight, these "masks" keep covid in yet I can receive pooh particles to my olfactory from my coworkers fart 3' away. #shamdemic until these work both ways. #rocketappliances

When I grow up I want to be Brayden Point

COVID is tough but FREE HOCKEY! The fish are begging for mercy. Thread TBC… Hog

UPDATE: Steve Yzerman today announced that the team has hired Nicklas Lidstrom as vice president of hockey operations. Details: redwn.gs/lidstrom

If I made the NHL 1/16th of my pay would be spent on hair care.

SOBERBLOM for ROY. count it

The people mad at Tiger for suggesting JT should hit from the ladies tee are the same people wanting to put feminine hygiene product dispensers in mens washrooms everywhere.

tyler bertuzzi’s defense got exposed tonight. is he lazy or too weak to hustle back. great sell by the yzerplan. guys third line on a cup winning team, yet wants top 6 coin.

God Bless NCAA Ice Hockey. Just watched mich v col first period. felt like watching a soccer game. lot of mid field back and forth. zero dump and chase, zero cycle. im going to bed.

FLA in 6.

#makePickleballQuieter go home and play ping pong you Pete Sampras wana be athletes.

Them: make the Olympic outfits look like an old Tim Hortons cup had a baby with a pissed-in Goodwill sleeping bag Lululemon: say no more

Rasmus Dahlin, on the ice, is the biggest piece of shit to come out of Sweden