13 year old me playing Sims 2 in 2001:

Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis

in an exceptionally crowded field i don’t think there’s ever been a more embarrassing man than elon musk

Funeralopolis – Electric Wizard

Bought that Shenmue 1 & 2 bundle on the PS store for a fiver. To the surprise of absolutely no-one - it's aged fucking dismally

Hotline Miami 2 is fun and relaxing, just having the best time

<stares out of the window> "What you thinking about?" "Just the second half of Left Hand Path by Entombed. Again"

TAKE YOUR FUCKING RUCKSACK OFF YOU TITANIC CUNT

Sure Spotify, it's a bit formal but let's roll with it

That new Aphex release is a perfect encapsulation of the guy's output for the last 20 years. 98% of it is half finished drivel, like he's hit record while any old shit comes out his sequencer. But buried there are a couple of real gems (e.g. Nightmail)

The state of this fucking ghoul

Picturing Bowie and Iggy pottering around some Berlin grocery store in 1977 trying to find the beer and cigs

AFX had dropped some new tracks on YouTube Music. Pretty different from his old stuff

Númenor? Numenbore more like

I thought Prometheus was the pinnacle of boring, badly made & unnecessary origin stories. Until I watched series 2 of Rings Of Power

My final release of 2024 'Knowable Goose' open.spotify.com/album/0PKimjFP…

David Lynch is Forever

Johnson: Look, if we're going to do this, it's just you and me. No stress buster mini breaks, no women. Just us, a pile of Chinese fo​od and a couple of fuck off spreadsheets.

Super Hans: He'll be like "Oh, I couldn't make the meeting today boss, got to fax my soul off to God for an upgra​de."

Super Hans: Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you​'ve got here. Pretty expensive, as I recall. [pours cereal onto floor]