I tell myself “I don’t need AirPods” but moments later will accidentally yank my headphones outa my ears as I reconsider everything

Is it forbidden to read a book I own in a library with many books I do not own

Been on vocal rest for so long I forgot what my voice sounds like 🤐

Just overhead some guys walk past saying “… I have no idea what the new sun is going to look like but…” ????????????

Tru

Why do thrift stores always seem to be playing Bon Jovi

Pizza really just said “what if the plate was bread and covered in cheese”

Back in my tree don’t talk to me

I am using my powers wisely

oh to be you

Yea no shit YouTube you bury long form content so you can push sped up videos that encourages depressingly short attention spans 🙃

How do people tolerate mainstream radio 😩 THE ADS THE HOSTS THE SAME FUCKING SONGS ON LOOP

Please exercise caution when washing a bowl You must remember a bowl is just a big spoon without a handle You WILL get splashed

Taken 60 seconds apart

just spent 5 minutes congratulating every ingredient of the meal I just cooked & ate

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