Drinking a Shimmer is similar to that feeling of loading up the parking meter as you stare the meter attendant directly in the face right before they reach your car

Day one at Maine Culinary Fest and I got interviewed by 107.9 The Mix about our exciting partnership with Central Distributors so we can now ship Shimmer to businesses all throughout Maine ✨

There must be something about being on an airplane that triggers children to rage as hard as they can. Even they probably can’t explain why they do it, they just do

My motivation to finish reading RotK in time to watch the extended version in theaters has never been greater

Flew from Boston to catch this show, Andrew Prahlow. I’m confident it’ll be a show I don’t forget

Surprise surprise, a hemp beverage company that’s focusing on CBD and NOT THC!?!? Yeah and for good reason too!

To me this says even in a state where hemp-derived THC beverages are most readily available outside of dispensaries, the general population has been educated and feels most comfortable buying marijuana/weed/THC from licensed dispensaries

First time actually at jury duty and the people watching is peak

I’ve had “Hot to Go!” Stuck in my head all day, but I’ve been singing it like this, “H-O-T-T-O-G-O, this ole gurl is hot to go!”

X finally caught up to the Mac app and I’m being told to update, so I’m obviously rebelling so I can keep Twitter alive

Did i turn my heat on in my apartment already? Sure did. Do I pay for heat in my apartment? Sure don’t.

It’s either bad or very opportunistic that my rescheduled annual physical just so happens to be the day I woke up feeling sick

My flight home got delayed, meaning I’ll miss my connecting flight. Normally I would be mad, but everyone waiting at the gate was just informed the flight was delayed because someone destroyed the lavatory. Well played

Am I at my cousin’s rehearsal dinner? Yes. Am I disassociating because Kacey Musgraves is playing in the background? Absolutely.

So far, this is the only crime of this wedding venue:

Are VPNs about to explode in the U.S. for TikTok?

Yeah same same for real

What does a big gulp from 7/11 do for one at 9am?