Democrats are fighting harder for universal gerrymandering than they ever have for universal healthcare.

I wonder if he’ll be… Shipping Up To Boston.

30th anniversary of one of the dopest albums ever.

All the Power Rangers toys are sold out except for the Black Ranger… I think my town is racist.

What needs to be added from the B&N sale?

At 3 life, with opponents lightning bolt on the stack, 2 untapped islands, and a counterspell in hand: I’m going to let that resolve, but I will continue to fight.

They got a streaming service for cars now.

Up In The Air is such a good movie.

Here’s the thing… In 10 years… nobody’s going to remember this season from Aaron Judge. It’s not even his best season. People will remember the switch-hitting Catcher who hit 60 bombs and shattered every HR record for his position. Cal is the MVP.

The release of the Epstein Files could be a massive watershed moment. Jeffrey’s approval ratings will plummet if the public finds out he’s connected to Trump.

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Sports fucking cooked.

This is gender affirming care.

Crazy that we’re going to have one president impeached for getting a blow job, and another for giving one.

Some of you might not know this, but I am a little bit of a hick.

Sam Darnold when it’s a big game

Imagine you’re at your favorite restaurant that serves amazing RW Fetch Lands. But one day you go there and everyone is being served 0 mana artifacts that sac for three mana. You ask the waiter, “what is this?” He tells you, “it’s slop for pigs.”

When a tumbleweed rolls by me in Arc Raiders.