It takes me 2 fucking minutes to get my phone ready to take a picture. How fucking long do these people spend adding emojis and links to their Instagram pics? God damn.

Just unboxed a brand new wireless keyboard/mouse combo, spent 2 hours working with it, and then realized that the entire thing is in French...

Do yourself a favour and google “Celine Dion Deadpool”

Bad meets evil is always something I’ll put on while walking down the street, especially when I forget my headphones at home. youtu.be/dARAN1z2KqY

21 tracks is a bit excessive for an album in this day and age, no? Asking for a friend... Nickle

Y’all know what day it is. #starwars @ Toronto, Ontario instagram.com/p/BiWy-sKnofJ/…

It’s amazing what passes for #breakingnews these days... instagram.com/p/BiXDJKOnsMs/…

How am I going to negotiate my way into this one? @ Toronto, Ontario instagram.com/p/BiYNYkDnLQd/…

LFG weekly DND.

New Childish Gambino is super litty.

Day 1 of 1 and I made it home by 9:15pm. I must be getting old. #musicindustry

“When I go to check out your social media, I want to see that you’re showing up to work every day. And don’t be the guy that just talks about himself. We all hate that guy at the party.” Rick Barker 1

I feel like the new The Night Flight Orchestra single should follow me around like I’m the main character in a menthos commercial.

When Netflix Canada tells me I’ll like a movie because of Mordecai, I’m instantly skeptical. Those are some big fucking shoes to fill.

Oh, The Daily Show ... when you post things like “North Korea, the world’s largest escape room” I feel like you know exactly what happens inside my head.

My brother just told me that he has no idea who Ric Flair is, and while we were at the gym no less. Grounds for dismissal?

There is a whole generation of kids right now that don’t know that Scotty doesn’t know, Janie had a gun, or that Stacey’s mom has got it going on.

I’m in serious need of another season of Rapture in Netflix Canada ... after the first episode, I have a whole new level of respect for Rap Ron Howard

My new favorite podcast is walking through Toronto without headphones...