I am unironically a mass murderer. This is not a joke. I have killed twenty-three people. Call the police on me. I am very serious. You shouldn't imagine an ironic cadence.

english has a cool built-in heuristic for detecting bullshit are most of the nouns and verbs being used latin/greek or germanic in origin? if germanic, the things being discussed are probably real physical actions and things: tree, walk, cow, shit, fall, wood, buy, leg, go

Hagglin for Haggis

quivering + whimpering = quimpering

Wrong. Tragically wrong. Could not expect otherwise.

Being emotional online is like begging to be cognitively exploited

happy You may not be interested in the internet, but the internet is definitely interested in you

@goth Plz cognitively exploit me

So, you take a tiny amount of psilocybin and the world becomes a bit sparkly. You take more and it gets intricate. More and it becomes really complex and elaborate. More and the complexity overwhelmed you. More and it starts to become smooth somehow. More and it all simplifies

can't corner the Dorner

"The guy was fucking my chickens" WHAT

Look between F and H on your keyboard

"She was single-handedly responsible for my balls dropping."

This was me by a hair. Have actually been homeless for a few days out of my life, and it fucking sucked. Weeks, months, or years of that is horrifying.

One time I tried to smack someone's ass then accidentally hit something else.

I really want to understand the phenomenon of being swallowed up by a large scale replicator. I'm talking about people who, e.g. are determined to apply the full memetic arsenal of their tribe to convert you to their religion, ideology, or aesthetic when they have obviously

Captain Pleasure, Andrés Gómez Emilsson The basic vulnerability arises when a person makes a choice to decide truth in part based on a weighted average of other people's opinions, rather than deciding truth based on what resonates as true (ie that "deep feeling of clarity" you get when everything makes sense and there

4. you need to build up the trust to be able to hurt. If there's a True Thing that will hurt your partner to hear, you need to be able to actually tell them. Subtle avoidances, warping your shared narrative in order to make everyone happy, is a slow-crawling cancer