Let us all pray for Bungle's safety in the heatwave over the next few days.

Brilliant!

“Had stallion sex with an older woman round the back of the pub, took cocaine, killed 25 taliban and my necklace got broken”

Any club who's fans are found guilty of doing the "you're s**t aaargh' after goaly kicks out should get a points deduction . #luton #WestHam also #zouma awesome tonight

What a send off that's how to do a funeral

This geezer getting stuck in a vase at his brothers best friends wedding still kills me 😭

Do crackheads ever say: I’m too broke to smoke crack? No they wake up and make it happen. Lesson in there.

Classic line at Cheltenham: “When god made idiots, he made plenty of them, didn’t he?” #rentboytwats

If Gareth Southgate was a meal deal

jay slater walking back through customs after kirstys labrador finds him stuck to a cactus

This is brilliant. 👏🤣 x.com/jgnufc1/status…

The Dutch have surrounded a group of England fans in Dortmund and started playing “Hey Jude” with them. Great to see both sets of fans enjoying the day creating a fantastic atmosphere together. 👏

“In 31 years’ time, Ollie Watkins will avenge me…”

Ollie Watkins this morning…

Half time in Liverpool. West Ham ahead with the best goal ever witnessed at Anfield before the hosts levelled through an offside goal. All to play for after the break. #koyi #whufc