This shit better be costing like $9.99

Of all the times to be alive in history, why did we need to be alive during the time of premium snaps

But actually …

Give us a listen. Got some good NBA talk in with Guy

Only the realest remember doing google earth flight simulator in middle school computers classes

Take it easy

4 things that would make the world better if they disappeared forever: 1. Bhad Bhabie 2. Whoa Vicky 3. 6ix9ine 4. Logan Paul feel free to add to the list

"Hi i'm Thor and you're watching Disney Channel!"

Thank you Elon Musk for all that you do - you lead us all to think bigger about the future. 😀👍🚀

The only thing more cancerous than Antonio brown is Logan Paul rapping

In January we had WWIII, in February Australia was on fire, in March we have the corona virus... April wassup????

Flappy bird is back on the AppStore... you heard it here first

How generous of my ads to think that I earn more than $5000 a month 😂

Quarantine: changing from your pajamas, into your pajamas.

There are now 420 operational Starlink satellites 🛰 😉

Governments be like: “Damn, we really saved the day”

West, Musk ‘20

Why does every restaurant have a white dude that says “Livin the dream” after you ask him how it’s going 😂