Sai ukipata mtu anajiongelesha wachana na yeye kabisa, turn yako itafika

Them: life inakupelekaje? Me: vuuurm vuurrrm piip piip😂

When you see me in a good mood ujue niko na pesa....

when life start falling into place for me, may it stay that way forever. amen

There is a Kikuyu 'tradition' i will have to keep. Showing up at 2AM with nyama choma na lazima niamshe kila mtu tukule ikiwa moto. Then asking the kids, 'Nyūkwa amwīraga niī ndī ū?'

One minute you have money next second you are on fuliza. Kaī kùrathiì atìa maani..

You guys make my days! Ati Freemasonry was your last resort na pia wao wamesota? 🤣🤣🤣

Pesa kama kuna mahali nmekukosea naomba msamaha hii silent treatment unanipea sipendi

Adulting is only fun when you have money.

Heri hivo nimesota, ningekua na pesa ata singekua nawajua

Check bio.

so much can happen between now and the end of the year. may it be good

I saw someone pick 5kgs dawaat ya green😂. I shed a tear on their behalf😂😂

Masaa ni ya kuingia TL kuconsume ujinga ya wakenya wenzangu. Audi ni wawili; umaskini na Kasongo.

Adulting is overwhelming. Trying to pay bills.While trying to clear debts. While trying to save. While trying to heal. While trying to stay positive. While dodging obstacles life keeps throwing. While trying to live right. While forcing a smile even when it feels impossible.

Furaha inakuanga kwa chapo ni ingine ajab😂😂

Kuendea bibi kwao after tumekosana is still on my bucket list…

Dating in 2025 is like: “Prove yourself while I heal from my ex. I can’t commit, but I’ll act like we’re together until you bring it up, then I’ll remind you I’m not emotionally available.”

Life is so much easier when you learn to accept disappointments as blessings in disguise. got rejected? it wasn't for you. they don't value you? other people do and will. doors will close to protect you from things that aren't meant for you.