I know Texas weather is weird, but this seems sus.

"We will not weaponize our robots" is exactly what someone who would weaponize robots would say. axios.com/2022/10/06/bos…

“We all rebel in our own way.” - the guy driving in the car next to me drinking a wine cooler on a Sunday evening

Seems legit.

G’day, bruise! #WhenYouSeeIt

Back to the Future, NHL edition.

When you get a hattie and don’t even make the first star, you know Robo is the real deal. #GoStars #TexasHockey

As I am sure you have heard, I did not win the Powerball. And as as luck would have it given the similar odds, I was not killed by a vending machine.

✅Good deed for the day. Received an email that looked like well-executed spam. A second look + quick google search revealed it was a legit follow up between recruiter and job seeker - but sent to the wrong email (mine). Pinged the recruiter to correct. I hope he gets the job.

Uncharacteristically, Texas weather decided to pick a lane and commit to a temp all day. But it is Texas, so here… have some rain b/c you can’t have nice things.

If your inbox isn’t flooded with extended Black Friday offers and Cyber Monday deals are you even alive?

When you are thirsty and drink water in a dream, it does not help irl.

I suspect the ‘how you squeeze toothpaste’ debate is similar to over-the-roll (correct) versus under or crunchy (also correct) versus creamy.

Shout out to all the parents building Christmas presents after their kids have gone to bed.

RIP Dark Sky. You will be missed.

As a gesture of goodwill (and nod to beautiful design), @apple should offer a Dark Sky setting within Weather. #RIPDarkSky

Today’s the day... #CFPNationalChampionship #GoFrogs

Thunder sleet: Texas weather phenomenon. But also, a kind of awesome name for a heavy metal band.

50% of being a husband and father today was simply saying, "Google it."

Johnston will get cake and Ice cream at the Pavelski house tonight. Dallas Stars #TexasHockey