I wonder which of this year’s Trick or Treaters will end up becoming next year’s Halloween lawn decorations.

Made a shit ton of ghosts for Halloween. Real ones.

Feeling really off my game lately. I try to full on stab someone and I just end up KINDA stabbin’ them. It’s embarrassing and they give me that “what kinda stabbin’ was THAT?” look as they only kinda die.

Stabbin’ stabbin’ stabbin’. Making ghosts “all up in this shit’.

When I kill a person, I have to wonder if that new ghost I just made would be considered a baby ghost. Not the ghost OF a baby, but a baby in the sense of it just having been born as a ghost. Something to think about.

Some weird shit growing in my garden I didn’t know I had but I guess I have because someone had seeds in their pants or something.

Nothing tastes better than a sandwich made from a stranger’s sandwich fixins’ as said stranger sleeps unaware you’re in their home at night thinking how lucky they are that on this night you only really want a sandwich.

Sometimes, while slicing a person’s face off, I wonder if I’m doing the right thing. Then I look up at the mural of a koala bear drinking a soda I’m making out of human faces and I think yeah... this is right.

Getting some mixed messages: So is it or is it not safe for me to be wearing someone’s face on my face these days?

Time to start murderin’ the shit outta people with all those pumpkins I grow special for this month.

Apparently you can caramelize a person. The things you can learn by accident!

I’m terrified I’m only dreaming I’m still awake.

I’ve let quite a few people “escape” from down below but it’s really more for fun because not a single one has or ever could have made it past the duck in the final chamber.

I once saw a person get stabbed through the skull with a street weenie fresh off the grill. That wasn’t my doing but I thought I’d mention it because it was cool as hell.

Once I slipped on a puddle of someone’s blood after disemboweling them and the person stopped screaming to laugh for a moment and at first I was embarrassed but then it made me feel good to cheer someone up a little.

Don’t believe the lies, with the right knife you can totally shank a ghost.

Put up a shitty, fake looking zombie robot that jerkily waves it’s arms around and you’re a hit with the neighborhood families, but scatter some actual badass human corpses around the yard and suddenly you’re a “person of interest.”

Been feeling out of sorts. Gutted this lady like a fish the way I do and said something like “well, I guess you’re gonna be dead now.” I could see she was expecting something cooler and she died with this super let down look on her face. Snap out of it, me!