Yak = Adrian Edmondson #MaskedSingerUK

Yak = Harry Hill? Or has he been on before in a previous series? #MaskedSingerUK

Philip Larkin #MaskedSingerUK

The sports clues are ridiculously impenetrable and nincompoopismatic #MaskedSingerUK

Arctic Fox is Bernard Blump. I have no idea who Bernard Blump is, but I’ve got no idea who most of the people are whose names are being guessed either. #MaskedSingerUK

#MaskedSingerUK I thought it was Harry Hill (not John Lydon) partly because Yak couldn’t sing, whereas John Lydon / Johnny Rotten is supposedly a professional singer.

I predict that the Iranian régime will do a brutal crackdown on its own people, kill hundreds (possibly thousands) of people, and retain power. Just as it has done multiple times before over many decades.

The first time I watched #SavingPrivateRyan, I didn’t notice that the main in the office was missing an arm.

I predict that Derek Martin will be reincarnated as a dusky shark.

I predict that Erich von Däniken will be reincarnated as a Tibetan antelope.

Four hours ago, I became an orphan.

I’m fed up because my journey to and from a funeral in Lewisham was messed by various things going wrong - and my umbrella got irreparably squængled by multiple gusts of wind.

CLiNGFiLM

I thought they were going to banish Stephen #TheTraitorsUK

Do the other contestants know that Roxy is daughter of Whatsername? #TheTraitorsUK

The last time voting was this fucked up Nicolás Maduro became President of Venezuela #TheTraitorsUK

Roxy mentioned her adoptive mother. Do the other contestants know that Judy is Roxy’s mother? I can’t remember if they told people. #TheTraitorsUK

What happened to Jade’s mother? #TheTraitorsUK

#MaskedSingerUK Why has that woman on the panel got those annoying big things sticking out from her shoulders? They must just get in the way and be uncomfortable.

I have watched #SchindlersList probably about 15 or 20 times, and I get more from it each time. The premise of Oskar Schindler starting off as an amoral manipulative businessman is exquisitely presented in the exposition.