Just watched Tiger Woods lose an opportunity to win a major. He had to have a birdie and during his backswing some asshole yelled - causing him to shank it. I’m not the worlds biggest Tiger Woods fan but England should bring back beheading - but only during the Open!

60 minutes waiting for my eye doctor! If I were here to buy tires I would have walked 45 minutes ago. No sorry the doctor is taking a long lunch - just a sign in the lobby outlawing cell phones! Really? With hour plus wait times? I live to break rules! PATIENTS ARE CUSTOMERS!

After experiencing horrible customer satisfaction yesterday - today I found just the opposite. Discount Tire in Fresno and Clovis repaired two of my tires for nothing. I am smiling again. Now, I have to figure out how a “good karma” guy like me ends up with two flat tires?

Just saw Madison Bumgardner run over Josh Reddick of the Houston Astros at Homeplate. Usually the runner on third base has the advantage over the picture on a passed ball. But Reddick found out what it’s like to be hit by a Mack truck… And then get hit by a snot rocket!

Coming up on the “Choose Your News Podcast” - what the heck is going on here?

So I spent the last 10 minutes, frustrated and screaming at my YouTube TV because I’ve lost audio and can’t watch the San Francisco Giants game. Picture still there but no audio - how could they be so stupid! I just realized that the dogs are laying on the remote and muted it!

Watched the new Bert Kreischer special on Netflix. Funny as hell! The problem is there is a part where he addresses Alexa. My Alexa answered him with “I’m not sure what you mean” right after his punchline. Sorry Bert but Alexa is heckling your new comedy special worldwide!!

Giants catcher Buster Posey is scheduled for needed season ending surgery on Monday. But, the Giants have scheduled ‘Buster Posey Sock Day’ for September 2nd. I guess now those promo socks become those gaudy, knee high rubberized surgical socks you see patients wear. In orange!

I really enjoyed the last episode of ‘So You Think You Can Dance’. I don’t know a lot about dance techniques but I did notice the tight pants the men dancers wear. Believe me, there is no ball room! #SYTYCD

What a man does is more important than what the man says. Senator John McCain once received promotional T-shirts from a sports program on TV. Rumor is two weeks later the host of the show received a personal check from Senator McCain for $150. He wouldn’t take anything free!

Nowadays when everybody is complaining about something I want to “change the vibe” for the new year. I had a great experience today at the Clovis CA DMV. I had an appointment at 10 and was out of there by 10:15. I planned on 2 hours of butt smell but no! Good work DMV #DMV

I like to give businesses credit when I get good service and vice versa. Just FYI, don’t use Legal Zoom. LegalZoom promised me a package and I got something totally different. The they refused to stand by their promises. I wouldn’t use them again. #legalzoom

I can’t drive around with a bad customer service experience in my mind so I went out looking for a positive experience. So I stop for a drink at Sonic and got A+ service. They did great and had nothing to do with me spilling a lap full of Pepsi. That one’s on me - literally!

The dilemma of life! This is my view on the way to work today. But to live in the People’s Republic of California you have to pay the people’s taxes! Can’t say it’s an easy call.

On vacation and we got all excited when they said “lots of whales around right now”! Then we realized - they were referring to me. Now, some Russian guys are following me around with a spear gun!

I always thought the Toronto fans were good fans til I heard them applaud Kevin Durant’s injury in mass. And then wave goodbye as he is helped off the court. I guess up north they haven’t heard the words “class act” and “respect for the game”. Good fans NEVER cheer an injury!

Watching a doubleheader like the old days again today. The Giants and the Rockies. San Francisco has scored 16 runs so far in the first game. Major league baseball hasn’t seen balls this juiced since Bonds, McGuire and Sosa dropped their drawers for the test. #SFGiants

Congratulations to the US team for winning the Walker Cup in golf versus Great Britain and Ireland. As a Walker, who has worn a cup, I know our boys played their balls off!

You don’t have to be a great golfer to have balls! Or, if your balls are phlorescent you have to wonder where you put your putter last night!

Strong wind or really fat squirrel?