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I can almost see the 1977 Buick LeSabre some 68-year-old guy drove to McDonald’s to enjoy this sumptuous breakfast feast at 6:45 am. Not pictured: the newspaper he’s 100% laid out on the table.

Jed's League

Luis Robert to the Mets?

Highest-ranked prospects traded ever: No. 1 Yoán Moncada (BOS➡️CWS), 12/6/16 – Chris Sale deal No. 3 Leo De Vries (SD➡️ATH), TODAY – Mason Miller deal No. 3 Lucas Giolito (WSH➡️CWS), 12/7/16 – Adam Eaton deal No. 3 Wil Myers (KC➡️TB), 12/9/12 – Wade Davis, James Shields deal

Calling on Rick Hahn to break down the trade deadline is like bringing in Bernie Madoff to deliver stock tips.

The next time you dislike your life, remember it's all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, and has people who want to have sex with him all the time. And yet he constantly complains about how much he

I can't believe Trump's going to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell

Our softball team lost, I fired the scoreboard operator.

Hey Jerry, your mouthpiece broke free from his leash.

Vaughn is at it again. Not rooting against him. But, this is crazy.

stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.

Cesar Cedeno (I'm old).

3 walks and a single - and NO runs.

Benny 💣

The White Sox must be cheating again. Do I have this right?

Will Sosa hit enough to be a DH? Asking for a friend.

Bump

This might be the best SNL skit in the past 20 years.

Leasure?

“The adversity has been to his benefit since he’s come up.” Colson Montgomery (#WhiteSox) has plated the most runs and is tied for the most homers in the Majors since the All-Star break: atmlb.com/45jgv0K