But why can’t I be all of the above tho😏💃💥 x.com/vannewell/stat…

Looking at resumé fails on Buzzfeed but I relate to all of them so deeply

One of my greatest regrets as a millennial is that I can never say “that’s what she said” in normal conversation without it becoming something other than what I mean. Still love Michael Scott tho. He’s done so much for us.

I’m at a children’s event and an alarmingly high number of them say snakes are their fave pet. Taylor Swift the next generation is on your side🐍

You know you’re reading about the South when you encounter phrases like “Alapahoochee River” and “Sheboggy Boat Ramp”🤣

The truly terrible thing about suicide is that it doesn’t discriminate. It will take the 13yo who was alone for an afternoon or a celebrity who shared his life with millions. Don’t flee from the messiness of someone else’s wounds.

Today in 1977: 'Star Wars' sparks merchandise frenzy — "expect astronomical returns"

We shouldn’t be afraid to push into the internal lives of our friends, not to judge them or to expose their weaknesses, but to say that we are for you and that you don’t have to endure these unseen struggles alone. #BeFree #YouAreEnough

This is honestly one of my biggest fears🙅🏻‍♂️🐍🙅🏻‍♂️ x.com/ap_oddities/st…

Me this weekend except replace the cat with pizza rolls

Lol x.com/nytarchives/st…

Me doing research earlier so I could accurately explain my mood😂#TheSaltiest

Me walking over to my phone to login to my Tidal account #EverythingIsLove #TheCarters

The Mona Lisa when Beyoncé walked into the gallery #EverythingIsLove

But how can one rent the entire Louvre museum to shoot a video and nobody even knew about it?! #EverythingIsLove

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"When one is offered such a tremendous adventure it would be too inartistic to refuse it," Amelia Earhart told The Times after she became the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean, on this day in 1928. nyti.ms/2ybliFp

Me waltzing over to the ATM to get my last $5 out for a 4 for $4 Wendy’s

Apparently it's the #FirstDayOfSummer. We don't celebrate that here in South Georgia. Every day is the first day of summer here. ☀️

Me in the mirror this morning: “As usual, this is as good as it’s gonna get.” So now I’m waiting for someone to come tell me I’m long lost royalty in some small far away country and my grandmother is actually Julie Andrews.