IMAGINE IF: ~ ~ tomorrow, you woke up with a second butthole ~ ~

2004: ISP furious at me because I'm downloading Bleach 2024: ISP furious at me because I'm downloading bleach

John Denver wasn't from Colorado? fucking bullshit

Tekken 8 marketing in London GOING HARD. Woah.

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why didn't anybody TELL ME I couldn't stare directly at the sun through a pile of magnifying glasses (I am typing this with my feet because I am blind)

Alright man, I’m out. I’ll see you fuckers on blue sky or mastowhatever or facefuck or you know what, actually how about nowhere

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

an app that is Venmo except it lets you send farts instead of money

Does Musk know that you can vote for any candidate at any polling station and that there aren't like, special places to vote for each candidate?

UHHHHH THE NEW #PULP ALBUM isn’t NOT their best album?!??!??!

a critical reappraisal of methods of mayhem