she's a good hearted woman in love with a two hearted can

a long time ago someone hooked up a work homie and now we have to say bakers dozen

a country song about an indian buffet where it lists off all the delicious food called don't forget the basmati rice

cheshire cat smile rear window decal

guy who's just getting into mgmt

now with mucus production levels of hydration

it's great how nothing at hot topic is a hot topic anymore

doing a completely new set at my last show ever

student drivers should play loud music like ice cream trucks

put on your best workout clothes kids were going to lakeview

getting my wife flavor blasted

you ever try to take a shit while you poopin

the earth isn't flat, it has big naturals

nobody is a bigger fan of steve al bundy then me

i bet dogs think they're taking us on a walk, fucking idiots

hawk tuah the hand

my porch has been photographed more times then me

forget mom and pop stores, i only go to nephew and uncle shops

excited for the jimmy carter episode of talk tuah

saying "dealers choice" when the dude at walgreens unlocks the shampoo case