I hate when boomers say “I paid off my tuition by working through college” and their tuition cost like 3 nickels and an oath against communism

my bf has been trying to explain what a tight end is to me for the past 24 hours and he goes "gronk was a tight end but you didn't know who that was until last week so that doesn't help"

This is how I look while I’m trying to explain football to my swiftie gf

I’m as anti-golf course as the next guy but in a state full of hostile wildlife, javelinas are one of the top 3 scariest creatures to cross paths with in Arizona

our cat loves my bf SO much that every single day when he gets home from work she jumps on his lap and basically straddles his leg for an hour

Shes my best friend :)

Good for them?

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Yup, the health care is good! Now, let’s talk: - Fair pay that keeps up with inflation - Severance and layoff protections - Guaranteed PTO - Overtime pay

i think it's kinda funny that one time almost 5 years ago i got suspended on twitter for 2 weeks for telling a man i was going to k*ll him and now i live with him in a studio apartment with our two cats

My boyfriend has nonstop been reminding me that he met Glen Powell “and his gay little dog” on the street a few weeks ago and how “really handsome” he is

Cope and Seethe George W Bush

Bathroom attendants should sell one single hit of their vape

campaign gf, threatening bf