i went to the lesbian commune in burlington and nobody knew you

if i hit the lotto i’d pay the guy from hot ones to let me go on with fake sauce on all the wings so all my friends will think i’m tough

what’s santa doing at the mall he’s working a double tomorrow

i regret to inform you that i think this is cool and good and more people should do this i should do this

when the big robot dog beneath the plane starts barking you know take off is gonna be smooth

put me in coach

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looking at the eclipse with binoculars

okay can i look at the sun today i wasn’t allowed to yesterday

I'm working on something BIG

I don’t care if its a leak. listen to up up and away today. One of the greatest songs I ever worked on that never got the proper release. youtu.be/DcIPpRbyaFY?si…

if i were a werewolf i wouldn’t tie myself to a tree during the full moon i would just run around fast and not kill anybody

Italy with joe tumay last month

a lot of talk about my avoidant attachment style today and not a lot of talk about the mets historic 2024 playoff run. really makes you think