"What is possible would not have been achieved if, in this world people had not repeatedly reached for the impossible" Max Weber

YeeYee!

Me:"Mom, have you seen my keys?" Mom:"Have you prayed to St. Anthony?" #CatholicProblems

If Sine wave was taught like this, no one would have failed

My friend told me he took my ex on a date, so i got drunk and fucked his sister on a fire truck. #firefightersgetpussy -DTCC

Don't see the need to get to excited.. Rain and 50's for the next 10 days isn't planting weather...

We all know a two beer queer.

Blake Campbell and Brady Campbell's mom is on stage at the #OHFFAConv15 in front of 5000 people playing Simon Says.

An open letter from a Marine to ISIS. Merica.

I think it's funny that Hillary Clinton stands in front of a John Deere tractor. That's an insult to John Deere.

Flying high, living careless, on the edge of wild and reckless, hold on tight, I’m ‘bout to show you one hell of a night. -Dustin Lynch

Farmers produce 262% more food than 63 years ago w/ more efficient use of #pesticides goo.gl/YqKSQl #ModernAgMonday

My life is 50% wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it's too early to drink alcohol - RMU

"There needs to be a better effort to reconnect people with the food and where the food comes from" Dept. of Agriculture Sec. Tom Vilsack on #RURALTOWNHALL