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this is what everyone on CNN sounds like to me

me for the next few weeks

Nothing infuriates me more than poor WiFi signal - oh wait - Netflix being a complete fucking disaster meaning I have perfect internet but no stream has just topped it by a fucking mile

I haven't seen 60,000 people look this sad in a stadium since Tottenham's last home game. #PaulTyson

Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.

The Netflix executives sitting ringside make the Saudi Royal Family seem relatable by comparison #RAWonNetflix #WWERaw

just two dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever

Everyone besides Eagles fans should be rooting for the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Chance to see history with a threepeat. Eagles are not lovable losers like the Bills. Just won a SB 7 years ago. Not a tortured fanbase. This is your chance to root for Patrick Mahomes guilt free

Captain Tom’s daughter when he asked for a break from doing laps of the garden

24 years ago today the greatest hype video of all time dropped and no work from any other medium has ever come close since…

I don't care how bad it gets, I'm not making overnight oats

Watching this event just to see ‘The Bruiserweight’ Pete Dunne

Last night, the Main Event saved the show. Tonight, the show saved the Main Event. That was hugely disappointing #WrestleMania

I'm ready to never hear Fein by Travis Scott ever again tbh

I’ll say it Getting rid of some of the most beloved WWE wrestlers (Dakota Kai, R-Truth etc) does not make me want to pay record prices for tickets.

45 minutes into the stag and you ask the slightly intense older brother of the bride: “so… how’s things??”

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event