Grok, how do I start a 3rd party compliance team?

[after showing Homer “The Odyssey”] me: so, what’d you think? homer: did you enslave their souls to enlarge those men and trap them within the screen for our amusement? me: *sigh* homer. I can’t keep explai—you know what sure, yes. I took their souls.

No, I'm married.

Wait, what does it mean now? I've been telling everyone I'm part of the goon squad.

McDavid Hume.

He's locked in. Mind your business.

Trick question - I hope your dumb ah didn't just say "yes".

When your product manager hears the term 'dead internet' and takes it literally.

People are still confused about what median, mean, and mode are. It's actually pretty easy. Mean is the average of the numbers when you start adding from the lowest number to the highest. Median is also the average of the numbers, but you add from the HIGHEST number down. Mode

When you write an award winning, generational play. But at what cost?

What is the platonic form of gooning?

So, I'm pretty sure that the platonic form of gooning is just giving yourself a high five and a hug.

Has anyone located ASU frat leader yet?

I will never apologize for loving him.

Do it for the Vine! (Jesus)

It's quite likely that I'm listening to French music today and that I've started to read Beloved at the recommendation of chat.

Starting to wonder if I write posts a month out, who is saying them - present me or future me? Is this what that meta AI making posts for dead people will be like? Pretty unnerving.

I learned that Lent isn't only 40 days... who is responsible for the marketing of this thing? How is this not in bigger font?

By this point, I'm sure that Trump has said something stupid. I probably disagree with whatever he said.