Guy walked onto my flight with an accordion as his personal item and I’ve never been more jealous of an idea.

Let’s not continue to pretend this wasn’t Tesla’s Cybertruck design inspiration.

My dentist has a daily Dow Jones performance widget on her computer screen, and I still haven’t confirmed how she uses this info in her work, but I was strangely reassured to see it in the green before she started drilling.

Mother Nature has the chance to pull the prank of all pranks this weekend by being cloudy.

I have no good pickup lines. I put all my chips on the hope someday the bar will have a piano and the girl will be dying to hear Rocket Man.

Still the best sports interview of all time youtu.be/LdGai72Tt8Y?si…

The only thing more important than knowing when to start studying is knowing when to stop studying.

It takes a lot of practice to look unrehearsed.

if i wanted to listen to an album dedicating to matty healy fumbling women i would just listen to the 1975

Jontay. Buddy. If you’re going to get fired from your multi-million dollar job for illegal betting, get fired for more than $21k. cnn.com/2024/04/17/spo…

You can’t tell me the risk of AI killing humanity isn’t worth it when we get content like this.

I’ll be honest. I never thought I would look at Mike Johnson and say, “What you just said is perfect,” but here I am. I have to give credit where it’s due. Genuinely inspiring speech.

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, in his natural habitat, saying “Thank you” to the paparazzi. So malicious.

Anything you rate a 7 is just a 6 you feel guilty about.

Icons are extraordinary experiences from the greatest names in music, film, sports, and more

I wouldn’t underestimate anything filled with cheese.

The most unhinged thing humanity has ever done is decide calendars should start on Sunday.

FedEx can you please explain to me what’s happening in this photo that you inexplicably included in my email confirmation?

How have we yet to invent a more iconic TV line than, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”