Made a friend! This is Sonic. instagram.com/p/BgWOOmBjWQw/

Today I met some pygmy goats that are involved with something called Goga. It is literally just doing yoga while goats are present. That is not a thing. YouTube commenters aren't happy (when are they?). youtu.be/NP5MTAU3xpk

Trying to take a pretty photo of some curried parsnip soup. I may be here a while.

Christ, I don't think I've ever missed drinking less. Can't imagine what they'd make of an Underwood. telegraph.co.uk/men/active/men…?

There's something to live by.

God, computer nerds love living up to their stereotypes. Yes, obviously Apple has a patent on a special box for carrying pizza from the canteen to your desk. 🍕🎁 patents.google.com/patent/US20120…

Just read a curry recipe that relied heavily on beef stock cubes and treacle. Sounds authentic!

Just lost about ten minutes wondering at the state of my knees. A physical therapist said today that she'd only "seen bruises like that on trauma victims." I've got them from trying to walk.

Last of the March anniversaries today - somehow, my dad has been dead ten years today. Can't quite believe it. Here he is, as ever, flanked by hooded pixies riding big cats. Miss you, Dad.