Passionfruit. Not a fan. Unpeelable.

My clients have asked me to clarify that they don’t find parody improv accounts remotely funny.

in retrospect, this isn't a great time to take on a role as a gig booker

Bracknell Lightwater #EdBallsDay

siri copyright netflix for books

Today a man in a surgical mask told me i have sad eyes

Bit of an emergency - does anyone have a spare couch in the Nottingham area? Will collect.

I once went to Durham when I wasn't supposed to. The stag do was in Dublin, but there must have been a mix-up because my invitation definitely said Durham.

I've just received an Internet Fax that says I am supposed to tell 'everyone' about a 'comeback show' that Jack Left Town are doing on the 24th of 'September'. jacklefttown.beaconforms.com/form/e9419aaa

eventbrite.co.uk/e/not-the-new-… I was told to copy and paste the above by the band. The letters, numbers and punctuation marks have all turned blue. Turns out that can't be amended. I apologise. BL.

I’ve just been informed there was a Christmas show on Friday but that’s cancelled now. Am I a bad lawyer slash manager?

I’m starting to think improv comedy isn’t the goldmine I thought it was

Improv! Tomorrow! 7.30pm! In a nice pub! Jack Left Town 🎸An entirely improvised comedy show about a made-up washed-up rock band.🎸 (based on nothing more than the title of their debut album, suggested by YOU the audience) Tickets 👇 thefreeassociation.co.uk/fashowslist/ja…

Jack Left Town - the Improvised Rockumentary. Back at the Rosie this Saturday, book tickets here! rosemarybranchtheatre.co.uk/show/jack-left…