James Madison after including the separation of powers into the US Constitution, knowing one day it would protect the American god-given, inalienable birthright - alongside life and liberty - to buy cheap, plastic, Chinese garbage on Amazon

I don't want to be hyperbolic, but the phrase "feminist icon" comes to mind

Per-wager taxation of operators to the tune of $0.25-0.50 as just a thing you casually tack on a budget last minute is kinda all the proof you need that the people regulating this shit have no handle on the mechanics of any of it. abc7chicago.com/post/illinois-…

POV: You bet BPP fairs into high liquidity homerun markets on exchanges and just checked in for vacation with your spouse and her friend Doug.

The fake-sharp community riding the Pacers through the ECF vs. The fake-sharp community now that Thunder futures are on the line.

Estás deprimido de verdad, o solo necesitas tocar el césped?

The Ypsilanti, MI small business community about to have a generational NIL run.

Ball knowers, which is more ludicrously off base: my mid-season PLL Lax power ratings or my "Most Unintentionally Horny Public Spaces in America" power rankings? Is 'first random-seating dinner of a 5 night cruise' not getting the respect it deserves??

If you purposefully took $20 out of your wallet and threw it on the ground, you'd...wait...shit...idk if I'm doing this right

"EV Is EV," he sighs, as he puts away his fourth cellphone and the third plate of mediocre carnitas arrives.

PLL wk9. Word on the street is the Maryland Whipsnakes are the Golden State Valkyries of Native American crosscountry quidditch.

Life gets a little lighter when you you come to accept that... 1) Your parents were just expressing preferences in the form of facts 2) No one is hyperfocusing on your behaviors as much as you 3) Devigging Circa for WNBA fairs is stupid

Me 🤝🏾 posting evidence of fairs having minor market influence in a low-liquidity kiddie pool to make sure internet strangers, who primarily communicate in slurs, know I can be trusted with money. Anyway, here's Wonderwall

Bits rooted in lazy sexim are corny. Flying dildos are also hillarious. Life's complex like that. How was "first handle-kick" so undervalued though? If someone hurled a dildo into the middle of your office, are >1/2 the ppl in the room really picking that bih up with their HANDS?

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

Thank god someone is standing up for traditional American values like bringing kids hundreds of miles from home to do unpaid labor in the summer heat.

Every major media outlet covering the LLWS when it comes time to refer to the participating nation located just off the coast of Quanzhou, China.

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How it feels to click tabs>>football>>manage>>added games, extra games for the first time in the Fall youtu.be/2LeXsnmUvdQ?si…

I'm an American because of a sequence of events kicked off by one of my relatives getting disappeared by a central government operating without checks or balances in our country of origin, so like trust your P2s when they warn you of authoritarian slide.