Ladies & Gentlemen, The Weekend

Bobby Witt Jr is the best player in MLB right now. Patrick Mahomes is the best player in the NFL right now. Kansas City has the best two players in 2 of the 3 major professional sports. Oh - and Taylor Swift.

The last minute on a dryer has to be like 150 seconds

Royals twitter has never been this fun 😂

The KC Royals are the prime example to show you that your favorite stinky team isn’t “in a rebuild”… They’re just cheap. The Royals: - Lost over 100 games last year - Signed more Free Agents than any team - Are currently in 1st place in the AL Central Spend money. It works.

Next week at Truman Sports Complex: Monday: Cleveland @ 1st Place Royals Tuesday: Cleveland @ Royals Wednesday: Cleveland @ Royals Thursday: Ravens @ SB Champion Chiefs Fridays: Twins @ Royals Saturday: Twins @ Royals Sunday Twins @ Royals KCMO. The best sports town in America

Here we go fellas. Run it back

Clark Hunt is the king of rehearsing 2 sentence speeches 200 times in the mirror

Andy Dalton is hooping 😂

Welcome back to October Kansas City Ethan Jack Stucky @seandsullivan Teddy O'Neill

New York Yankees this is the AL Central and you are under arrest Come out slowly with your hands raised

Patrick Mahomes hosts MNF at Arrowhead while Bobby Witt leads the Royals into an ALDS battle at Yankee Stadium. And we get to double screen it on YouTube TV. What did we do to deserve this

We have playoff baseball in KC. #BlueOctober

Yankee Stadium. Is it crazy to call it the worst sports venue I’ve been to? Why does it take an hour to get into the stadium?

Boots are on the ground in NYC. This beer is the only good thing about this place. The fans are degenerate idiots. Go Kansas City Royals

This is what dreams are made of 🥹

did I have a terrible experience at Yankees stadium due to the poor actions of just a handful of fans? yes. does that mean that every Yankees fan is a bad person and deserves to suffer? surprisingly, the answer is also yes

Buffalo Wild Wings is the worst restaurant in America

I will never in my life forgive myself for seeing this and walking home from work instead 🤡