Octopus is the only animal I eat that I genuinely think- you or me, buddy. It was always you or me.

You have to help the phone grow up. But the phone doesn’t have to help you grow up.

Roadmaps are just vision boards for men that are lies.

Hollywood is always an immediate Yes or a Long Quiet No

1980: the year I was born. Also the year PTSD was officially recognized. Coincidence? Or the Universe has jokes.

His kids will talk about this at his funeral Jeopardy!

Finally I have something to say on Fathers Day

Me after every doctor’s visit

The fulfillment process, just like Amazon, is occasionally delayed.

Overheard someone say “normal human speed” for 1x audiobooks

If we can make sex dolls, we should be able to solve fires

GIBSON: "I have three friends. All three of them had stage four cancer. All three of them don't have cancer right now at all." ROGAN: "What did they take?" GIBSON: "Ivermectin, Fenbendazole"

Glutathione works. California pharmacy board may ban drug that could reduce cancer in firefighters - The Press Democrat pressdemocrat.com/article/news/g…

You can watch live chopper routes as they fight the fire. Worth the sub.

RIP David Lynch

The trick to Costco traffic is to pull your shopping cart behind you, creating a wedge that people notice and try to avoid you. Pushing from the back is for the birds.

Scott Galloway on Markets, Musk, and Trump’s “Weapons of Mass Distractio... youtu.be/I3JtZlSRMAw?si… via YouTube

Didn’t have Hunger Games on my bingo card

It winked at me