you're fired

Shout out to all the able bodied individuals on e-bikes and e-scooters. #lazyAF

It’s amazing how many people express concern about the cost of a future #apple product. #gobacktoyourdayjob

Just heard the ice cream truck. Absolutely terrifying.

Godspeed. #TDF2023

Whoa #MyTwitterAnniversary

Well, that explains everything! #LetsGo #spotify #2023Wrapped #riseagainst

As a local resident to the amazing #calgarystampede - the stuff i see would blow your mind. #notevenkidding

Trying to connect to Rogers TV is like trying to land Apollo 13.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Hey look… Welcome. Connecting to your entertainment experience(?). Really Rogers Go elsewhere….

C’mon Rogers #Seriously

And. Here we go again. Rogers #wow #justwow

Legit question. Who’s benefiting from renaming the Gulf of Mexico?

Make the US the 11th province. #justsaying #nomoredumbasslaws

#notfakenews #trump

Looks like #trump has lost another war for the US

Whoops. #letswatch #tesla