Going to manhattan to shop at Macy's with my mom.

Cha Olmedo. No tienes facebook, pero si tas en twitter.

Hi United Airlines, not the best way to start a Monday when I get a nice shock from the outlet while trying to charge my phone. Today, flight UA1750, Seat 29 F. #United #UnitedAirlines #Safety #Outlet

Cuando va McDonald's ofrecer esto?? CUANDO????? #baconfries

Así es como se limpian las ventanas. Cuando yo sea grande quiero tener un trabajo así. youtu.be/l3gtJTUbnw8

#lessonsfromscarymovies Make friends with the daughter of the police chief. He'll die, the daughter won't.

#Kiwis , You'll have 3 million extra fans in November. Kick Mexican ass. #NewZealand #Panama #soccer #SomosLaSele #marearoja #Mexico #ElTri

DeltaAssist @Delta How do u associate #skymiles with this company? I overpaid them for years, until today. #cheated law360.com/articles/47344…

Mucho Mejor. Arriba muchachos. FEPAFUT @CONCACAF #CopaOro2015 #CopaOro #CopaRobo #CopaRobo2015 #PanamaGano x.com/rubenblades/st…

Nobody was covering emg exit on @United 1215 yesterday because those seats "cost More". Nice going!!!

Bill Kurtis, PLEASE don't say anything else after reading the #limericks on waitwait . We'll all be happier. Thx Bill Kurtis #waitwait

Great summary with "do it yourself" tips on how to get your photo collection more tidy. fb.me/1Zq12z6nW

Members of the Briarcliff Volunteer Fire Department present colors prior to Toughman Triathlon's start.

Si lo ves...Denúncialo, es considerado un prófugo de la justicia. Se trata de Enrique Edwin Jaén Chérigo.

Bien hecho. Encontré esto en facebook, servir en la comunidad es muy importante. Proteger y Servir Alvaro Alvarado - Noticias 180 Minutos/ Sin Rodeos

My americanair flight to NY was cancelled b/c weather. had to fly Delta This was reply to reund rewuest. Bad form.

This is too funnyLife's more fun with a BroStache, so get your own. #brostache http://bit.ly/jTU1Ah