10/10 recommend going on a double date night with 💌 jess and her man, always the best laughs and a great time 🥹

💌 jess

Wednesday is a podcast day! TheDoOverPodcast 💌 jess and I talk green screens, a 420 Easter, and talk with an incredible local coffee business owner as they talk coffee and spill some tea ☕️ It's a Weedster Miracle! | The Do-Over Podcast youtu.be/uC_Gd5UQbIc?si… via YouTube

I’m getting a new car this weekend!😍 freaking finally. Thank you Jesus.

me getting woken up out of my sleep

I hear something new every single day STILL. Lmfao

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

😔 my heart hurts

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

I told my client yesterday that I’m sure God shakes His head at me and is so annoyed and she goes, “He knew exactly what He was doing when He made you. You probably make Him laugh.” Girl… yeah you right let me change my perspective really quick 😂

Upstairs apartment culture

if i had a gf that said unhinged shit all the time i'd be like yeah that's so true babe you're so smart and hot

saw a TikTok that said “your husband is the only legitimate family you get to choose and you’d pick a fucking loser???” my sentiments exactly

Brush your teeth. Floss. Mouthwash. Brush your tongue. Brush your lips. Use peroxide. Use effective toothpaste. Brush multiple times a day. THE END.

Maddie and I signed papers for our salon a year ago this month. Time absolutely flew. Best year of my life for real 🩵

Fun Fact: One of these men has 3 baby mamas, cheated on every wife he’s had, was impeached twice, is a 34-count convicted felon, was found liable for sexual abuse, ran a fraudulent charity & university & was exposed in the Epstein files. The other man is President Obama.

Maybe if we put the Epstein files out in Spanish then MAGA will be upset about them?

this is me lmao

I am so in love with my man it makes me sick