Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent

if we're starting conspiracy theories again i am literally BEGGING you all to consider "elon musk is secretly an alien using spacex as a cover for his attempts to return to his home planet"

smoke detector batteries will be nearing death and use the remainder of their tiny, fragile life force to just scream at you mercilessly

that philosopher who said "hell is other people" was talking about shopping at costco

The urge to disappear without explanation is coming back

7:15 group run to 8:15 conference presentation pipeline. quite possibly the first SCAPPS talk to be delivered in running shorts. 🤙 LBRF

is lactate the driving factor behind exercise-induced brain excitability??? perhaps not! here's a paper about it! stay tuned for more :) LBRF digitalcommons.wku.edu/ijes/vol17/iss…

surviving battle (Costco) only to be thrown straight into war (the parking lot)

here we go again

backed into a parking spot today, my villain arc is complete

we literally live in a golden age of information availability and you wouldn't know it because absolutely none of my students are using the internet to look up how to cite their references in APA format

telling my students that i'll give them a no-questions-asked extension if they attach pictures of their pets to their emails has genuinely been the best decision of my academic career

my mom left me a voicemail last night and at first i was very concerned that something was wrong but when i finally had time to listen to it she was like "i just saw the Wicked movie and i need to talk to you about it please call me back"

now that it's becoming increasingly more common to dislike elon musk i want to make sure everyone knows that i'm not just some kind of a bandwagon hater, i've always disliked elon musk

Leafs choke next 🙏🙏🙏🙏