A big Ol’ #HappyCanadaDay to my home and native land! Always proud to tell people where I’m from 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Ok, so our band plays Keyboards-based Instrumental covers of theme tunes from Tom Hanks movies. Band name: “Rhodes to Perdition”. Thoughts?

How about a CD-Rom program that teaches the English language, using The Beatles lyrics..... it’s called “Lingo Starr”

“Happen Now” by Joel Plaskett is still SUCH a great song!! )La de Da by Joel Plaskett music.apple.com/us/album/la-de…

Hockey’s Back..... #GoCanucksGo Vancouver Canucks

Happy Birthday, Mom! Love you! 🎂💐

Welcome to Nashville, where we're finally realizing there's a pandemic rol.st/3gJOViK

SCORES! BOWIE WILLIAM HORVAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!?!?

OH CANADA! THE #CANUCKS ARE MOVING ON TO ROUND 2️⃣!!!

It is with the heaviest of hearts to announce that Frederick Nathaniel "Toots" Hibbert passed away peacefully tonight, surrounded by his family at the University Hospital of the West Indies in Kingston, Jamaica...

BREAKING: Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who charted a course for women’s rights at the U.S. Supreme Court and became a legal, cultural and feminist icon, has died from complications from cancer. She was 87. trib.al/K3Pgt3C

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

Them: “Wow! You’re an In-House Celebrity!” Me: “I guess it’s better than being an outhouse celebrity...”

RIP Pat Martino

Deep in Santa's workshop... #HappyHolidays from me, in a freight elevator, in a basement, on the Downtown Eastside 📸: Benjamin Lumb

Starting a G'n'R cover band, in Iowa, called "Sweet Child, Des Moines"

Do you say "All of A sudden", or "All of THE sudden"? (Also, sudden looks & sounds weird now that I keep typing it, and saying it aloud) #stupidquestions

Things I've learned (so far) at the airport today, from the man in the stall, shouting on speaker phone, while he was taking a $#!t: Eric (whoever that is) "is as stupid as stupid can get", and... (1/2)

...even though Sheila is currently on leave, she's also up for tenure, and if the board continues messing around, they're "going to be looking at a lawsuit." (2/2)