I’m sitting outdoors on the eve of my 32nd birthday listening to My Tears Ricochet the way the good *lord intended

Travis Kelce showing up to the Chiefs first practice after the bye week:

*dapping you up* I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean

The Tortured Poets Department is just what the 4 kids who would have lunch with your high school English teacher in her room called themselves

I bring a “if i don’t win I’ll kill myself” vibe to the pub trivia night that the casual beer drinkers can’t quite fuck with

Very Paul Fritsch coded lora lawson

Rest in peace Donald Sutherland, my favorite role of his was the big hearted girl dad Mr Bennett. So much grace and tenderness in this performance, this scene makes me emotional every time.

abba is the perfect test to see if someone has evil in their soul, like you dont have to love them but if someone flat out hates abba music that is a perfect sign their heart is sick from the root and can never be cured

splendidly selfish! charmingly helpless! excellent fun till you get to know her!

you mean i am supposed to believe that all these people who have said nothing of the dutch child rapist competing in the olympics care deeply about women’s safety and ethics in sports

taylor swift.

this is exactly what I mean when I send the salute emoji

eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great

the video cutting off as she's yelling "no i'm going to fucking kill myseeelf" 😭😭 me during every single eras show

When no one at the group dinner wants appetizers and then they say some shit like “But if you want the artichoke dip you should totally get it.” Bitch u know full well I’m not gonna get an artichoke dip platter for one. The dream is dead and u were the one who killed it.

big naturals but i’m talking about my calf muscles