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Brb babe, gotta put my downspout extensions back on

"I'm a grown man with no control over my emotional state"

My tummy hurts

Pro tip for using X the everything app: muting "founder" will bring you 7 years of good luck

This scenery chewing monster should not be allowed to defile the honorable zoombini

Does the UK have any laws at all? Did starmer declare war from a beer summit in Alberta?

What a nice surprise, I didn't think any would pop up with how dry it's been

The thought of spending 100 grand on a HiFi and setting it up in a concrete and glass room 12 feet wide is killing me. Please send the 400 pound Tannoys my way

alien abduction of a capybara

Woke up because my AI controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust temperature and I can’t because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can’t adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded Pod4 with physical controls. Now I am stuck in a cold bed. This feels dystopian.

canada is 1 month away from developing a nuclear weapon

very satisfying

God it must feel so good to punch Ted Cruz in the face, wish that I would ever know such joy

These Oklahoma longhorns demanded a portrait session in front of a sunset supercell yesterday. Couldn’t say no. #okwx

Many Bothans died to bring us this Wikipedia summary

definitely a sign of a well-functioning society!

ey!