Learn about my passion project 15 years in the making. Finally making it happen.

Being an adult really just means you have an upstairs bottle of ibuprofen and a downstairs bottle of ibuprofen

This is the funniest thing I seen all year 😭😭

#5 Ocean Integration with Re-Public DAO Re-public.io is a rising project in the space of self-sovereign data monetization, deeply integrated with @streamr, also Data Union DAO, also Developer DAO (🧱, 🚀). This'll bring Re-Public App user data to Ocean Market. Lead: Keith Axline | Re-Public (🌳,🌳) (🧬,🧬) 💥

wish list: Sorting Hat for web3. Connect your wallet and it suggests DAOs that you should join based on your activity. Preferably on a massive Zoom call with all DAOs present.

lifelong friendship is so funny. I once saw you drink four loko out of an ugg boot and now you have a son named Arnold

Scoob ★𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 ☭ 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬★ “Still punk as Fuck”, I whisper as I check my email and start working on that slide deck for Monday morning.

Scoob “Still punk as fuck” I whisper as I snuggle into bed at 9PM on a weekend.

Stuck in a Roblox game. 9yo: wait. How did you get unstuck. Me: I just pressed a lot of buttons 9yo: that’s what daddy does for a job Me: 😐😐🫢🤣

6yo: I saw a compound word and it started with… *very quietly* … ASS! Me: what was the other part of the word 6yo: I can’t remember Me: 🤔 #montessori

Damn. Best ever.

There are no words... *headphones strongly encouraged... & turn your screen* #NoLimits #PurpleReign

My newest book is ready to help improve your technical content strategy. products.everydeveloper.com

We're headed back to Zoom for today's Town Hall at 11am PT. Come say hi and learn about how controlling your own data can manifest the world you want to live in. DM for Zoom link! (Side note: Safe to post a Zoom link on Twitter?)

BREAKING NEWS: David Alan Grier has been fired from Fox New Corp and CNN! Reached for comment Grier stated “I never worked for either a them muthafuckas!” 😐

Just so you all know, Apple Card and Goldman Sachs can freeze your funds arbitrarily for more than a week and there is literally no human in charge who can overturn it no matter what the circumstances. Please like, retweet, and comment so they might see this is not ok

You know you’re old when you can’t find the proper gifs for your jokes.

I’m attending #LiTSummit2023 virtually. Can’t wait to meet other Latinas in search of community, career growth, connection, and success. Get INSPIRED, MOTIVATED, EMPOWERED! LET’S GET LOUD! latinasintechsummit.org Hope to see you there! #LatinasInTech #SmartsheetLife

Giving thanks to A Giant Dog for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to it all. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0PL9vFj…

Daughter: have you ever been to a party where you danced to the Macarena? Me: ……………………………..yes. 😑